tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post113776674182146016..comments2023-10-22T07:07:22.603-05:00Comments on <a href="http://sturminator.blogspot.com/">Bob's Blog - Live from Lewisville</a>: Sergei the GreatSturminatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03512218221714280831noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137797093452754422006-01-20T16:44:00.001-06:002006-01-20T16:44:00.001-06:00The only good thing about the end of football seas...The only good thing about the end of football season is that half of the Dale Hansen crap fest is stopped for the next 6 months.<BR/><BR/>The Ticket should put up billboards around town that say:<BR/><BR/>"1310 the Ticket:Now with 50% less Hansen!"Drew Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09042419609714826270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137797093262871082006-01-20T16:44:00.000-06:002006-01-20T16:44:00.000-06:00Steven Alexander = Thurman ThomasSteven Alexander = Thurman ThomasJay Clendeninhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12145686550513330155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137792907559212422006-01-20T15:35:00.000-06:002006-01-20T15:35:00.000-06:00Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck...Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.<BR/><BR/>P1 Anon 10:49Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137787241369412872006-01-20T14:00:00.000-06:002006-01-20T14:00:00.000-06:00norris looks really hot here-http://cowboystherapy...norris looks really hot here-<BR/><BR/>http://cowboystherapy.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_cowboystherapy_archive.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137786980462101112006-01-20T13:56:00.000-06:002006-01-20T13:56:00.000-06:00Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse...horses are ...Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse...horses are hung like Chuck Norris.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137784300126729222006-01-20T13:11:00.000-06:002006-01-20T13:11:00.000-06:00"...vagabond african." wow. quote of the century..."...vagabond african." wow. quote of the century. classic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137783225877935142006-01-20T12:53:00.000-06:002006-01-20T12:53:00.000-06:00Reasonable people can differ as to whether soccer,...Reasonable people can differ as to whether soccer, hockey and baseball are interesting sports. We've all got our likes and dislikes. But one thing we can all agree on, Dale Hanson su-su-su-sucks. I wish Bob and Dan would kick Dale in the nuts and take back the two hours they were forced to give up to that no-talent ass clown. His voice is worse than fingernails on a blackboard.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give up the information he wants.cracker1743https://www.blogger.com/profile/10633027584042716712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137782665896072412006-01-20T12:44:00.000-06:002006-01-20T12:44:00.000-06:00i'm listening to dale... and i keep expecting him ...i'm listening to dale... and i keep expecting him to tell me that the Big 10 is having a bad day he's repeating himself so many times...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137781791696717722006-01-20T12:29:00.000-06:002006-01-20T12:29:00.000-06:00dude,stay off the ratings. it's not bob's fault th...dude,<BR/>stay off the ratings. it's not bob's fault the hardline blows. Besides every stations ratings were down...oh, maybe not. sorry-@ss ESPN has caught up with reiner.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137781114015091342006-01-20T12:18:00.000-06:002006-01-20T12:18:00.000-06:00Oh I can go all day, Fake Sturm.Someone once tried...Oh I can go all day, Fake Sturm.<BR/><BR/>Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.<BR/><BR/>At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.<BR/><BR/>P1 Anon 10:49Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137779230276337962006-01-20T11:47:00.000-06:002006-01-20T11:47:00.000-06:00The Chuck Norris trophy?P1 Anon 10:49No one else m...<I>The Chuck Norris trophy?<BR/><BR/>P1 Anon 10:49</I><BR/><BR/>No one else may understand the reference, but...God bless you.meredithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00668759601469162060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137778200248096382006-01-20T11:30:00.000-06:002006-01-20T11:30:00.000-06:00Bob,Any chance we can get an official Sportssturm ...Bob,<BR/><BR/>Any chance we can get an official Sportssturm statement on the Ticket's poor ratings in the Fall ratings book?<BR/><BR/>Hard to believe that you guys fell from 13th to 19th during football season.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137776834818532072006-01-20T11:07:00.000-06:002006-01-20T11:07:00.000-06:00To the folks complaining about all the hockey and ...To the folks complaining about all the hockey and soccer talk... "F all y'all"<BR/><BR/>I have always enjoyed that Zubie flies under the national radar for selfish reasons, I fear that he'd be poached by another team. But in today's NHL, his worth is readily apparent. It may take a year or to for voters to see that though.<BR/><BR/>As for Walcott, SCHWEET. I know there is hype Bob, but this kid looks like the real deal... more like Henry than another Rooney. The only problem I see as an Arsenal fan is who will be his "McSorley" now that Viera is long gone?<BR/><BR/>The Gunners need to address their midfield, but it is always a great thing to get an obvious talent. And the kid was a life-long gooner, good for him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137776790681158962006-01-20T11:06:00.000-06:002006-01-20T11:06:00.000-06:00i saw on sportscenter they interviewed people who ...i saw on sportscenter they interviewed people who were around the davis incident, a few of them backed up the story that the guy was heckling, and she turned to tell him to stop. but no one really seemed to think he was drunk and unruley. they did all comment on how long it took security to get there, even after davis entered the stands.<BR/>and now the guy is suing the davis's for 1mil. because she "hit him" all i saw was she placed her hand on his shoulder.<BR/><BR/>either way, 5 games is about right, he was going in to protect his family, but he still went into the stands which is something that cant be allowed under any circumstances. <BR/><BR/>what really needs to be addressed is the lack of security at games, the staff should have had that thing nipped in the bud before it even got to the point that it did.<BR/><BR/>also on another note, they said on sportscenter than several players they talked to said this isnt the first incident mrs davis has been involved in while sitting in the stands.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137776571382861582006-01-20T11:02:00.000-06:002006-01-20T11:02:00.000-06:00The Chuck Norris trophy?P1 Anon 10:49The Chuck Norris trophy?<BR/><BR/>P1 Anon 10:49Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137776449097284032006-01-20T11:00:00.000-06:002006-01-20T11:00:00.000-06:00Actually, it might have been Koy Detmer, but he wa...Actually, it might have been Koy Detmer, but he was aiming for Andy Reid's house in Philly.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, regarding Zubov - I wouldn't necessarily say he's a victim of the East Coast media bias. He's simply an underrated player. Every team has them, Bob. Everyone knows how great Forsberg and Gagne are, but do you think most people outside of Philly know just how fantastic Michal Handzus has been this year (and 03-04 for that matter)? Probably not. Zubov is a fantastic player, and incredibly underrated. But come on - he was a member of the Cup winning 1994 Rangers team. Not only that, but 1993-1994 was his best season to date - by a mile. He had 89 points and was a plus-20: an insane year (and it's what puts his career stats above Niedermayer's, by the way). Yet, even back then he was still underrated, and as you mentioned - was not nominated for the Norris Throphy. Did the East Coast media bias just not exist back then?meredithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00668759601469162060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137776258422359582006-01-20T10:57:00.000-06:002006-01-20T10:57:00.000-06:00I saw that on Sportscenter this morning. That kid ...I saw that on Sportscenter this morning. That kid was just sitting there with this mad black woman standing up in his face waving her finger around. The guy was actually signaling for security to come over and help him. We didnt see what happened before this but we need to tap the breaks on blaming the unruly drunken fans.<BR/><BR/>P1 Anon 10:49Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137775348280518862006-01-20T10:42:00.000-06:002006-01-20T10:42:00.000-06:00If Antonio Davis gets screwed, it will be because ...If Antonio Davis gets screwed, it will be because of the video that seems to show his wife as the instigator of that whole situation.<BR/>http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nba/a-differing-view-on-davis-trip-into-the-stands-149534.phpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137773425120167772006-01-20T10:10:00.000-06:002006-01-20T10:10:00.000-06:00On Zubov, about 5 years ago I sold him a treadmill...On Zubov, about 5 years ago I sold him a treadmill when I was working at Oshman's. One of the nicest sport related people I've met. (Dave Campo and Mike Doocey are the worst) One award I would give to Zubov is for his wife. She still remains on my top 10 hottest people I have ever seen list. <BR/><BR/>on Antonio Davis, I think he might get screwed. the fan's dad is a prominent Democrat in Chicago. yeah for powerful dads and their long coat tails<BR/><BR/>P1 ShawnAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137772800498333212006-01-20T10:00:00.000-06:002006-01-20T10:00:00.000-06:00Matt said, What they are going to play in England ...Matt said, <I>What they are going to play in England this weekend is soccer. What they are going to play in America this weekend is football. </I><BR/><BR/>I hate to sound un-American here, but are you serious that the sport that is A) Younger and B) not played with feet - is claiming to be the real "football"?<BR/><BR/>I love the sport and all, but that is myopic in every sense of the word.<BR/><BR/>Love,<BR/><BR/>BobSturminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03512218221714280831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137772369759723002006-01-20T09:52:00.000-06:002006-01-20T09:52:00.000-06:00Is Damp saying he's comfortable eerily similar to ...Is Damp saying he's comfortable eerily similar to Chan Ho saying he was happy in Oklahoma City?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137771641713907182006-01-20T09:40:00.000-06:002006-01-20T09:40:00.000-06:00eh, wasn't that long of a blog, Bob. Not when you...eh, wasn't that long of a blog, Bob. Not when you have to skip over all the soccer and hockey talk, but that's ok, I'm used to it.<BR/><BR/>I gotta say, though, we're fast approaching the black hole of the sports year. I'm already mourning the end of football, and will just have to go hibernate until Spring Training starts. Now I know why Hunter Thompson blew his brains out.cracker1743https://www.blogger.com/profile/10633027584042716712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137771593734649642006-01-20T09:39:00.000-06:002006-01-20T09:39:00.000-06:00Quote of the year from a Dallas Maverick...I'm com...Quote of the year from a Dallas Maverick...<BR/><BR/>I'm comfortable<BR/><BR/>Comfortable? Comfortable with what? Comfortable with being benched and passed over by Diop, a vagabond african that no one had ever heard of before this season? Oh wait, comfortable with being in a list of so many overpaid underwhelming players that have suited up in a Mavs uniform over the past 25 years? Or maybe comfortable with being 7 foot whatever and playing 6 foot 2? <BR/><BR/>I pity you Damp. You are exactly what we DIDN'T need when we shipped Bradley's lazy mormon ass out of here to go be a walking zombie somewhere else. You are the classic "I play for money" athlete that fans hate. It's like you signed the contract with Cuban, then you had an appt with the psychiatrist because of negative thoughts (like office space). You were under hipnosis and when the doctor got to 3..2..1 he dropped dead but you didn't even notice and since then you have been in a walking daze, not being effected by anything or anyone. Oh well, must be nice to be a millionaire and not care about much. Go home and eat your wheaties you little bitch... Love you!Andy Douthitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16371296780253826477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137771218884830252006-01-20T09:33:00.000-06:002006-01-20T09:33:00.000-06:00The Pens have made a few of those over the years (...The Pens have made a few of those over the years (one sided trades), and it's nice that the Stars were able to steal Zubov from them simply because Mario didn't like him for some odd reason. It's hard to believe it's been 10 years already.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242068.post-1137770453607323522006-01-20T09:20:00.000-06:002006-01-20T09:20:00.000-06:00Would the Players' Association have a problem if A...Would the Players' Association have a problem if Avery put a shock collar on Big Damp?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com