Friday, November 18, 2005

Breaking News: Keane leaves ManU



If you don't like soccer, ignore this.

If you do like the world's game, this may rock your world ManU's skipper leaves team ...Is it the end at Old Trafford? First Becks, now Keane? The days of dominance were fun, I am sure. But, this is gutting to those boys.

Now, Cristiano Ronaldo's gay blonde hair roots are in charge.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:57 PM

    that's a shocker

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  2. Anonymous7:35 PM

    wow... (mike ryner voice)

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  3. Anonymous9:42 AM

    He was past his prime, time for some new blood.

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  4. Anonymous3:52 PM

    keane dives off the sinking ship, HMS ManU.
    rubbing my hands together
    blue moon,
    mulv

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  5. Anonymous10:28 AM

    It sounds like he had a bust-up with Fergie that couldn't be resolved this time, but ManU will never make the true facts public. We'll have to wait for another Keane autobiography. He was going to leave after this season anyway. Time to start shopping for Michael Ballack....

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