Friday, November 06, 2009

Game Plan Friday: Philadelphia Eagles

I think you owe it to yourself sometime before Sunday night to relive the final game of the 2008 campaign in Philadelphia. I sure hope the players on the Dallas Cowboys who were there that day don't need reminding of 44-6. This franchise has had many humiliating days since it last won a playoff game, but that game in particular may have been an all-time low.

Think about it: A win-and-you-are-in game against a team you had already beaten that year? What are the odds you could have every single chip in the middle of the table, and still play the worst football game in your career?

Romo was terrible. Marion Barber was terrible. The offensive line was beyond terrible. Terrence Newman was terrible. Wade Phillips got waved off by his QB on a 4th Down situation. The list goes on and on.

From that standpoint, I would hope that the Cowboys are assembling their finest effort to attempt to take on perhaps their most bitter rival under the Sunday Night Lights. So many things have happened in that city, in fact, the last 5 are all easy to recall:

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Ask Sports Sturm: Playoff Cutoff in NHL

We spent quite a bit of time discussing the shoot-outs and the importance of getting that all-important 2nd point out of OT games last night after the Stars dropped one to Calgary that they could have and should have pulled 2 points.

I am certainly a little more emotional after games like that, and will occasionally think a bit "big picture" on things.

I see a goal with 0:49 left in the 3rd Period as a sign that this team is wasting too many points. If you waste too many points, then you either lose playoff position, or you miss the playoffs altogether. Either way, in this league where there are too many teams fighting over the 8 spots - I start stressing in early October over lost points. By November, I can already count a half-dozen points that have been lost by simple mistakes here and there. (This, of course, is easy for me to say from the press box, but I am just doing my job, right?)

Anyway, Dan was asking me on the Radio Post Game show how many points are required to generally make the playoffs over the years. I offered him my answer, but since I had not made sure my numbers are correct, I wanted to confirm my thoughts today.

Analyze The Enemy - Philadelphia Eagles



There are certain parallels that we can draw between our local sports teams. They all play in divisions that contain rivals who many of us obsess about and cheer against at every opportunity. For instance, who do Mavs fans feel more negative feelings towards than the San Antonio Spurs? For the Rangers, I bet it would be the Angels, and for the Cowboys it would have to be the Eagles in the last decade.

You don't care for them for many reasons. They win too much is somewhere on that list. We don't like to admit our dislike (sometimes hate) for our opponents is usually stemmed in jealousy, but it often is. They are enjoying success - more than the team we love - and we want to hold on to the few shreds of dignity that remain for us by pointing out what the rivals can't do.

For the Spurs, they give us nothing to grab on to. Since 1999, they have won 4 World Titles. Pretty difficult to ridicule them unless you want to tease them for not winning 5. For the Angels, all it takes is one World Series in 2002 to make Rangers fans just sit and stew. And then we have the Philadelphia Eagles. They are to be strongly admired - through all of the disdain - because they have built the organization the proper way. Yet, they have never won the ultimate prize, and because of that, we seem to rationalize the last decade with some level of humor. The Eagles never won the Super Bowl, and therefore we don't consider them the model franchise in this 10-year span of time. But, should that be the barometer?

Or should it be how they stack up against their NFC East bunkmates?

From 2000-Present - NFC East Standings

TeamReg SeasonPlayoffs (SB Rec)
Eagles97-53-110-7 (0-1)
Giants85-676-5 (1-1)
Cowboys76-750-3
Redskins68-831-2

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These numbers tell quite a story; In 10 years, the Eagles are basically averaging a 10-6 record, the Giants 9-7, the Cowboys are 8-8, and the Redskins about 7-9.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Week 7 Picks




















Every Friday during the 2:00 hour, BaD Radio will make their picks of the week. Whoever gets the fewest correct over the course of the season will wear a nice suit and tie during the entirety of the NFL playoffs. In addition, the loser among Bob, Dan and Donovan will wear the same attire during Super Bowl week in Miami. Picks will be in
red.
STANDINGS
Bob13-8
Dan10-11
Donovan9-12
Tom13-8
Grubes13-8
Sean11-10
TCLOTW3-4

On this Favre issue...

Lots of Emails about my take on Favre vs. Packers. Here are some things to read that might bring it all into some focus. At least through my eye-balls. And that is all you can ask from "Bob's Blog", right?

My Blog at Dallas Stars.com from Tuesday :



I am not sure what this post has to do with the Dallas Stars, other than a scenario that popped in my head as I watched the Brett Favre return to Lambeau Field on Sunday. What if Mike Modano played against the Stars?

First, some disclosure: I am a huge Green Bay Packers fan (I have a tattoo of the G, and son named Brett). I have loved that team since I was born, and I plan on loving them until I leave this world.

But, they (The Packers' loyal fans) stood for something on Sunday that made me ill. The people in that stadium - not all, but a vocal majority - booed the man they adored for 16 wonderful seasons. It really made me sad. I thought of how he left, which was basically the team telling him he no longer had his job, and how I assume all he ever wanted from his bosses there was to let him stay forever. Not realistic, but surely there is a happy medium for a player between being told when to leave and staying forever.

But, the fans don't know what happened. They know what they have been told. They have been told that since he is a Minnesota Viking now, you should disrespect everything he did for you for 16 years and boo him. He plays for the enemy, right? He is a traitor, right?

I have booed the hated Vikings my entire life. I hope they lose every game. But, just because Favre wants to keep playing and the Vikings offered him a chance doesn't mean that he wouldn't rather play for the Packers. But they told him, "no".

So, we should boo him for not retiring? You want him to retire instead of playing for another Super Bowl?

Football Musings (WITH MINOR UPDATE)

Turnover Battles for the Week


Winner+/-Loser
Car+6Arz
Chi+4Cle
Ten+2Jac
Dal+1Sea
Phi+1NYG
Bal+1Den
STLEDet
MiaENYJ
Hou-1Buf
SD-1Oak
NO-1Atl
Ind-2SF
Min-2GB
Totals for Week6-5-2
Totals for Season75-19, 80%

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Turnover Season Numbers by Totals

TotalRecordWin %
+61-0100%
+52-0100%
+49-0100%
+311-0100%
+221-775%
+131-1272%
Totals75-1980%

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100 Yard Rushers

NameTeamOppYardsW/L
Chris JohnsonTenJac228W
Maurice Jones-DrewJacTen177L
DeAngelo WilliamsCarArz158W
Michael TurnerAtlNO151L
Steven JacksonSTLDet149W
Ryan MoatsHouBuf126W
Thomas JonesNYJMia102L
Totals for Week4-3
Totals for Season39-16, 71%

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300 Yard Passers

NameTeamOpponentYardsW/L
Peyton ManningIndSF347W
Drew BreesNOAtl308W
Totals for Week2-0
Totals for Season32-10, 76%

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TC's Drive Of the Week: (Each week, my young, trusty intern, TC Fleming, breaks down a drive from around the NFL from a purely X's and O's perspective - just because he can. Warning, when other people say "break down" they are not serious. TC is very serious)

For this week, I have opted to be uncharacteristically topical. Don’t worry about the world being turned upside down or anything though, it’s still going to be super wordy. I’d like to take a look at the Eagles. They didn’t have a drive that I’d normally be looking for (5-8 plays, 60+ yards, I guess). I guess we shouldn’t be stuck in a box like that though, so I actually picked three drives, though only totaling six plays. I feel like that’s indicative of the Eagles: when they’ve got their offense working, they pick up a great number of yards in a small number of plays.



Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Football 301: Targets and Sacks - Week 8


Another week, and another chance for us to see where Tony Romo wants to go with the football. Also, who do we blame for the sacks? Let's examine closely:

Target Distribution:

Targets - Week 8 vs. Seattle
NameTargetsCatchesYardsFD/TD/INT
Austin75614/1/0
Witten84362/0/0
Williams72190/1/0
Bennett32181/0/0
Crayton53393/0/0
Jones11301/0/0
Hurd11360/1/0
Barber11-20/0/0
Ogletree11191/0/0
Phillips1100/0/0
Totals352125613/3/0

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So, you throw the ball to Miles Austin 9 times. 2 Pass Interferences for 31 yards, 5 catches for 61 yards. 6 First Downs and a Touchdown. Dallas, you have a #1 WR, he is from Monmouth. He is Miles Austin.

Meanwhile, 2 for 7 for Roy.


Season Target Distribution To Date:

NameTargetsCatches%YardsFD/TD/INT
Witten483675%34817/1/1
Austin422662%56315/6/1
Crayton392051%2919/3/1
Williams371438%2499/2/0
Choice181372%1156/0/0
Bennett17953%905/0/0
Hurd10660%1253/1/1
Barber7686%572/0/0
Jones5480%562/0/0
Anderson2150%50/0/
Ogletree11100%191/0/0
Phillips11100%00/0/
Totals22713861%190870/12/4

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Last week we told you only 3 players in the NFL who had 30 targets had a worse close rate than Roy Williams. 1 was Chris Chambers and he was cut yesterday by San Diego. So, now there are 2. Michael Clayton and Chansi Stuckey.

Only 1 player for the Cowboys catches less than 50%. Only 1 player for the Cowboys catches less than 40%. And the most amazing thing of it all is that people seriously try to tell me that the Cowboys aren't using him right. When a guy catches 14 of 37 passes, he should be happy that they are still using him at all. There is no way to sugar-coat this.

3rd Down Target Distribution:

3RD Down Targets - Week 8 - Seattle
NameTargetsCatchesYardsFD/TD
Witten11101/0/0
Williams3000/0/0
Austin32312/0/0
Ogletree11191/0/0
Crayton32212/0/0
Totals116816/0/0

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On 3rd downs on Sunday, Tony Romo was 6-8 for 6 first downs to all players who do not wear #11. He was 0-3 for 0 first downs to all players who do wear #11. I'm sorry to continue with this theme, but I am trying to demonstrate that it is likely not the QBs issue here.

3rd Down Targets - Season Totals
NameTargetsCatches%YardsFD/TD/INT
Crayton14857%786/0/1
Austin13754%1384/1/0
Witten99100%1006/1/0
Williams11218%292/0/0
Choice7571%433/0/0
Hurd5240%632/0/0
Bennett4125%151/0/0
Ogletree11100%191/0/0
Totals643555%48525/2/2

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I bet you didn't know that Patrick Crayton is Romo's most likely target on 3rd down, did you? And Witten is 9 for 9 on the money down. And Austin is closing the deal on a regular basis, too. And, uh, 2 for 11, 18%.


SACKS

This is odd, a pretty clean day save for 2 sacks from the back-up Middle LB for the Seahawks. David Hawthorne, the TCU product will not likely have many 2 sack days, but he saved it for his homecoming. Thankfully, he did not hurt Romo when he sacked him as Flozell enjoyed a beverage on the sideline, with the Cowboys up, 38-10.



2Q - 1/10/S36 - S11, with Witten off Left Tackle, Felix to Romo's right out of shotgun. Romo calls out the middle LB and tries to set the protection against what he sees. But, Seattle has something somewhat exotic here where their RDE (Over Witten) drop into coverage, and the MLB (57 Hawthorne) delays his blitz behind the OLB occupying Jones, and the LDE 97 Kerney (Over Colombo) crashing down on Leonard Davis - the idea here is to overload one side, while the other side has nobody to block. Colombo pauses for a brief moment and 2nd guesses who he should be blocking. When he sees Hawthorne blitzing, he gets back, but his feet are not set, and the LB gets a shoestring sack that Colombo is not happy about. One of the real goals of any defense is to cause some level of uncertainty among the OL about who should be blocking who. Mission accomplished on this particular play, but Colombo was still in position and just got beat.

This is basically the 1st time the Cowboys' RT has been on the scene for a sack since the Carolina game. Both times, it was a blitzing LB who did the damage from the inside. Colombo has not been beat on the edge yet, which is awfully impressive for a tackle.




4Q - 1/10/D13 - "21" personnel, and this is that spot of the game where the Cowboys have taken out Flozell Adams, but not Tony Romo. And to the amazement of us all, despite being up 28, despite a back-up LT getting his first work of the year, and despite poor field position, Garrett calls a pass on 1st and 10! The Cowboys has 82 off RT and out in route. Marion Barber, also snakes out in a route. Deon Anderson is helping the LT Doug Free get his man blocked up.

The Seahawks just rush 5, and honestly, this is nothing more than Hawthorne delaying his blitz for a moment to once again get all of the Cowboys engaged in a block, and then when they are occupied, he shoots the A gap between Kosier and Gurode and Romo never had a chance. I am going to suggest this one is on Gurode (although I will call around and make sure) because Kosier has a man engaged and is busy. Gurode looks over and helps Davis, but Davis is fine and doesn't need help. Meanwhile, Hawthorne goes right past Gurode and nails Romo. Words can not express how lucky the Cowboys are that their QB didn't get hurt here.



WeekOpponentSackBlame
Wk 1TampaBarberRomo awareness
Wk 3CarolinaDavisAdams?
Wk 3CarolinaBeasonFelix/Colombo
Wk 4DenverDumervilAdams
Wk 4DenverHillGarrett?
Wk 4DenverWilliamsRomo
Wk 4DenverDumervilAnderson
Wk 4DenverHolidayAdams
Wk 5Kansas CityGilberryDavis/Choice
Wk 7AtlantaDeCoudDavis/Choice
Wk 7AtlantaNicholasAnderson
Wk 8SeattleHawthorneColombo
Wk 8SeattleHawthorneGurode

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For the season, the Cowboys have surrendered 13 sacks in 230 pass attempts, for 1 sack every 17.7 pass attempts. 13 sacks is the 10th fewest in football, with the Colts leading with just 5 sacks against Peyton Manning, and Green Bay with the worst rate, with 31 sacks allowed in just 7 games, and Aaron Rodgers gets sacked once every 7.3 pass attempts. How Rodgers is not out for the year with a serious injury is amazing.

Football 301: Decoding Garrett - Week 8


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DISCLAIMER: This is not for everyone. It may not be for you. This is a statistical study of the Cowboys offense with lots of numbers that may make your head tired if you are not up to it. Read it only if it is something that is of interest to you.


Against Seattle, the Cowboys went about their business and carved out an easy win. The running game still had to work hard for its yardage, 29-118 (4.0 yards avg), and the passing game had to work a lot harder than it had to in previous weeks (9.3 YPA at KC, 9.7 YPA vs. Atlanta, just 6.4 vs. Seattle), but the final score was certainly there.

Now, the proving ground for the offense lies on Sunday night in Philadelphia. We will spend plenty of time on that this week, but first let's finish up on what they did well, and not so well, against those Seahawks.

Let's look at the Cowboys use of Personnel in their offensive snaps:

Totals by Personnel Groups:
PackagePlays RunYardsRunPass
11131-30-0
12101333-297-104
138266-272-(-1)
21785-142-(-6)
2211299-242-5
23101-00-0
S023120-03-12
S1116953-1113-84
S1210541-109-44
Totals6736029-11838-242

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Definition of the Personnel Groups, click here .

It is interesting to me that you can see from week to week, certain things don't work as well because they Cowboys have put these concepts on film and that is objective #1 for the opponent to limit. But, what makes the Cowboys a legit contender in this division is its ability to move on to another concept. The Cowboys can do many things well, rather than teams who can only do a few things and must continue to try to pound those when the defense is keying on them.

Up until Sunday, the Cowboys were 4-0 when they got to 400 yards, and 0-2 when they did not get there. But, this week, the Cowboys actually turned out the 2nd fewest yards that they had all year with 360 (only Denver was worse, 313). The difference? Shawn shows us it is all in cashing in your opportunities:


Bob,

Did the Cowboys fix their Goal to Go offense during the Bye week?
Falcons: 1-1
Seahawks: 3-3

4 Goal to Go situations and 4 TD's.

12 Run 3-29 yards 9.67
12 Pass 7-104 yards 14.86

21 Run 5-14 yards 2.80
S11 Pass 13-84 yards 6.46, TD

S12 Pass 9-44 yards 4.89, 2 TD's

Shawn


Folks, the "12" package is working - don't get worried about Martellus Bennett's numbers to prove it.

Video Breakdowns:

Thanks, Brian at DC Fanatic.com who provides the videos (and the biting commentary) for this exercise. Despite the fact that I keep asking more and more out of him, he keeps saying yes!

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The Play: 1Q - 2/1/35 S12 - Touchdown to Hurd



What Happened: This is a bunch formation, where both TEs are lined up with a WR tight to the OL. The Cowboys, on a 2nd and 1, have Roy and Miles on the sideline. Crayton is with Witten on the left, and Martellus and Hurd are together on the right. I assume the safeties base their coverage on looking who the Cowboys have on the field and instantly consider the TEs down the seam as their primary concern here. It looks like 80 and 82 both are running patterns straight down the hash marks, and Crayton is doing something deep, too (although I wish I had a better angle on this play to know for sure).

At the snap, 3 of the 4 receivers clear the area, and take all the DBs with them. That leaves Hurd to cut across the face of the MLB, 57 Hawthorne and the ROLB 59 Curry and exploit a massive speed advantage. If Romo can hit him in stride it is a big gainer, and he does. Hurd turns the corner and makes a decent gainer into a Touchdown with a nice play, but obviously the DBs need to arrive on the scene quicker.

This is what football is all about. Match-ups. Find the match-up, and take advantage of it. A nice concept, and perfect execution by Tony Romo and Sam Hurd.

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The Play: 2Q - 1/G/2 22 Touchdown run by Barber



What Happened: This play is something the Cowboys had great success with against the Giants in week 2. You should check it out by going to the archives of that if you have a chance. "22" personnel, with Witten and Bennett lined up to the right. The lone WR 11 Williams is on the left. This play is almost impossible to stop in short yardage, and you can assume that they have this on their short list when they need a few near the goal-line.

The idea here is that you start Bennett and Witten looking like the play will be a pass, but in presnap, Bennett comes down to the LDE and knocks him out of the play. The LOLB 59 Curry looks free for a split second, but then Deon Anderson clears him. By this point Barber finds almost no resistance and walks into the end zone. The Cowboys do great work out of 22 on the ground, and this is one of their favorite plays. Barber call also cut back to the left on this play if they are not on the goal-line, but no need for that here.

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The Play: 2Q - 1/10/25 - "21" Felix Jones 10 yard carry



What Happened: As you can see above, the Cowboys had a lousy day out of "21" personnel - 7 plays for 8 yards. But, this 10 yard carry shows 2 things that I wanted to point out: The burst of Felix Jones - he gets his yardage in the blink of an eye. He is a special talent if he can solve his durability issues. And the ability of the Cowboys guards (63 Kosier and 70 Davis) to get to the 2nd level and get on Linebackers quickly and then drive them down the field.

I think this study has shown us week after week that Kyle Kosier belongs in the Pro Bowl. He has been exceptional in many phases of his game, and I don't think has been responsible for sacks or penalties either. He is wonderful.

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The Play:3Q - 1/10/38 12 - Pass to Felix for 30 yards



What Happened: Same concept as the Hurd TD. Take your weapons (in this case: Witten - who in presnap heads to the right sideline, Austin, and Roy) and have them all run fly patterns down field to pull most of the coverage away from the shallow part of the field.

All of this is a diversion to open up what they really are looking for. They want Aaron Curry, the rookie LB from Wake Forest, to have to run with Felix Jones. Curry is very, very fast - for his position. But against Felix Jones it is a major mismatch. Again, this is the very objective of coordinating an offense. Find the mismatch, exploit, and repeat.

Another fun thing to look for is Austin coming back to try and take out Curry on this play. That is sacrificing your body for the good of the team, and Austin sticks his nose in front of a moving train and gets Jones another bunch of yards. Then Jones takes on Ken Lucas by himself. This is great stuff.

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The Play: 4Q - 3/10/40 - S11 - WR screen to Ogletree



What Happened: This is the first catch of Kevin Ogletree's career. I tend to think there will be many more, but time will be the judge. I wanted to show you this, because we see it across the league 100 times a weekend, but the Cowboys are not big WR screen guys. However, we see how simple and effective it can be if you run it right, with the proper OL play.

First, out of "S11", the fake to Tashard Choice going to the left should technically make the line backers take one step in the wrong direction. Then, after the run fake, the play is executed in the right flat. The key is timing. The slot receiver, 84 Crayton, must pick up 23 Trufant at precisely the moment Ogletree makes the catch. Then, Ogletree follows the block back inside, and this is where the OL must get downfield and get a body on guys. Pay special attention to 65 Gurode who runs downfield on screens (when they are rarely called) as well as anyone in a white uniform - check the Denver 301 for more on that. 19 quick yards, and everyone is pleased that Ogletree gets his first taste. And 10 receivers had catches.


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Target Distribution and Sack studies will be in another entry today. Stay tuned for that.
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Past Episodes:

Week 7 - Atlanta Falcons
Week 5 - Kansas City
Week 4 - Denver
Week 3 – Carolina
Week 2 - New York Giants
Week 1 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Garrett '08

Monday, November 02, 2009

The Morning After: Cowboys 38, Seahawks 17

There will hopefully be weeks in the 16-game NFL schedule where your opponent is in no shape to beat you and you must merely take the game from them and take care of your business in matter-of-fact fashion. These types of weeks do not come around very often, but, when they do, you would like to merely crush them like a grape and move on to your bigger battles without anything like a bad injury or lost momentum. The Cowboys did just that in their rather simple 38-17 pounding of the Seahawks on Sunday to raise the season record to 5-2 as they take to the road.

Seattle was coming of a bye week, but still looks just too beat up to resemble anything close to the team that many thought could challenge the Cardinals for the NFC West title. Injuries are part of the NFL game, so you should always prepare to deal with them, but if you have 5 Left Tackles as the #1 on your depth chart by November 1st, it might not be your year.

For the second straight week, the Cowboys used a Touchdown right before halftime from Tony Romo and his receivers, and another Touchdown off a 2nd half punt return from Patrick Crayton to seal the fate of their opponent. And this opponent was in no position to fight back too much, leading to a 4th Quarter where the only doubts left were wondering how the Cowboys brass could defend their QB getting hurt after they took out his personal bodyguard, Flozell Adams. Luckily, he seemed fine, despite rubbing his right arm on camera after the sack he took while up 38-10.

Beyond that, it was all about getting your work in, and getting to 5-2. 5-2 is a fine place to be after 7 weeks, and thankfully the Giants have obliged by sliding back to the group in the NFC East. Now, with half the season to go, it is all in front of the Cowboys. And, I don't believe you should be quick to assume that this team is going to follow any path of fading that has been worn by previous teams. There are certain elements of this squad that lead me to believe that this team may have the right amount of chemistry, accountability, and unity to stay together when adversity visits. Not from above, of course, but from eachother. Keith Brooking has filled a gigantic void of leadership, and others who were here have stepped up to do their part.

They have their work cut out for them, but they are where they wanted to be with 5 wins already in the bank with 9 to play. Assuming it will take 4-5 more wins to make the playoffs and 6 more to win the division, the battles that decide this are straight ahead.

Let's crack open the notebook and offer some observations from the easy win against the Seahawks at Cowboys Stadium:

* Tony Romo and his streak of flawless play continued, as did his chemistry with Miles Austin. There is no question where he wants to go with the ball when he needs to connect downfield, and the inside-outside game he can play with the safeties as he works from Witten to Austin and back is going to be very important down the stretch. I also loved the concept of running the WRs deep enough to clear out the Defensive Backs, only to send a shallow route - once it was Hurd, once it was Felix -across the linebackers and exposing their inability to run with the Cowboys speed. When you see two defenders with "5" as their first number trying to chase down Sam Hurd, you know that the game plan installed on Wednesday and Thursday worked to perfection. We will spend plenty of time looking at that tomorrow on Football 301, but the conclusion is obvious: If they are going to gang up on 82 and 19, then you can use them as decoys to get big gains on underneath high-percentage plays that gash and demoralize the opponent.

* If the roof cannot be open on the most beautiful day of the year (73 degrees, not a cloud in the sky) will there ever be a time when it can be open? Or could we have saved about $500 million by just making that place a dome? Just asking.

* Bobby Carpenter shot the A gap and Matt Hasselbeck never had a chance to avoid the sack. You might have thought that was the first sack of his career, but I looked it up during the game, and apparently he had 1.5 sacks already. The entire 1.5 came on December 16, 2006 (week 14 of his rookie season) at Altanta against the Falcons' QB, Michael Vick. A lot has happened in this world during those 1,051 days - and in the life of Mr. Vick - since that day, but Carpenter now has another sack. Good for him, I think I am starting to secretly pull for the guy because he has become such a pinata. Although I suppose if I am going to secretly pull for him I shouldn't tell you. Oh well.

* Did you happen to see how the Seahawks have tried 14 offensive line Combinations in the last 23 games? I don't care who your QB or Head Coach is, when you have that much trouble in the offensive line, you don't have a chance. The Cowboys have lost 1 lineman since the start of 2008 to injury when Kyle Kosier was out for much of the season last year, but otherwise, it has been Adams-Kosier-Gurode-Davis-Colombo for the entire ride. If you can keep it that way, you have a chance to be in the playoffs. If one of them drops, things can start to unravel. The New York Giants had the same starters since the start of the 2007 season until Kareem McKenzie got hurt a few weeks back - a streak of 38 games in a row. Quality and stable offensive lines and winning football are closely related.

* What sort of bizarro world do we live in where a month ago, Miles Austin was ignored running free in the endzone in Denver and now he gets pulled early in the 4th Quarter because he is such a vital part of this offense? Crazy how quickly things change in this league.

* Perhaps now is a good time to sing the praises of the special teams, and their new leader, Coach Joe DeCamillis. Bruce DeHaven (who now coaches Seattle's special teams) and Bruce Read (who now coaches Oregon State's special teams) had their shot at changing this team's special teams. In fairness to them, I am not sure they ever had the benefit of massive personnel changes to address the issues on their crews, but in fairness to JoeD, his unit seems pay attention to detail and generally is in the right places. I have no idea what has gotten into Patrick Crayton, unless the challenge to his manhood has raised his game another few notches, but he has been superb in sealing the last 2 wins with spine-snapping returns in the 2nd half. But, I feel like we should recognize the other 10 Cowboys who were on the field for this week's return (and aside from 85, likely last week's, too): 89 Phillips, 53 Octavien, 17 Hurd, 34 Anderson, 25 Watkins, 32 Scandrick, 20 Ball, 57 Butler, 85 Ogletree, and 18 Buehler.

* That's right: David Buehler is now on the punt return and punt cover teams. The Cowboys kicker is running down the field trying to make tackles and blocks against NFL linebackers. It is my understanding that this was actually a situation from last week's Allen Rossum signing against Atlanta. See, with Rossum, you had 5 guys on your 45 that had no chance of helping you anywhere but with their designated special teams role (McBriar, Folk, Ladouceur, Rossum, and Buehler). This meant that you had to deactivate a depth LB (Jason Williams) which meant you were short a cover player in returns and coverage teams. Well, you could either ask a starter to join or you could go the extremely unconventional route of having your kicker trying to actually get in the middle of some of the most violent scenarios on the field. But this is no normal kicker. This guy is fast, muscular, and looking for a collision. He did so well, that this week, without the Rossum problem, they left him out there. And, so far, after 2 weeks on the crew, he has been a part of 2 returns for Touchdowns. I know this will possibly backfire if he gets hurt, but it really excites my inner football dork to see this working, so I support it 100%.

* Announcers: Please stop telling us that Roy Williams and Tony Romo "threw alot" in the offseason. This is pointless on a number of levels. First, we must assume as fans of the NFL that QBs and WRs generally throw periodically between games and seasons. This should be a given, and similar to saying that "so-and-so chose to eat and sleep in the offseason". Second, they apparently require plenty of more work. The zigging of Romo and the zagging of Roy will not be very amusing when they are down 7 in the 4th Quarter at Philadelphia and desperately need a score. On the other hand, it seems that Romo's throws to Roy right now are almost charity, and when he needs something important, he doesn't seem to look at Williams very seriously. Strange, but in key spots, 82, 19, and 84 are all more likely targets than Roy. Only when that changes will we be able to assume they are on the same page.

* Miles Austin can't dunk? Seems unlikely. I will say he took off too far from the basket.

* I love it when we excuse Wide Receiver rants (like TJ Houshmanzadeh yesterday) on the sideline because "He just wants to win". Anyone else, in any other sport is called a jerk. But, WRs "just want to win". Whatever. It is called being selfish and myopic. Can't win with em. Don't want em.

* Evan Grant tweeted that the back-to-back weeks with a punt return TD was the first time the Cowboys did that since 1968 with Bob Hayes. Nice stat, Evan.

So, here we are. 44-6. At Philadelphia. The hated Eagles. I like this match-up because the Eagles are feeling great coming off a crushing of the Giants. They are going to be told how great they are all week, and the Cowboys are going to be told to relive 44-6 all week. I like that mixture to result in a very annoyed Dallas squad taking the field on Sunday night. This is going to be riveting.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Email From a Vikings Fan

Subject: MINNESOTA VI-"QUEENS"
Date: 11/1/2009 6:54:46 P.M. Central Standard Time
From: dolshack@earthlink.net
To: Sturm1310@aol.com

So, Bob, how do you like my "Vi-Queens" now? 2-0 over Green Bay this year. Like you, I am a Dallas transplant, but from Minnesota. You know, for years I've grown tired of your stupid "Vi-Queens" bit, as you try to disguise yourself as a legitimate Dallas sports personality with your stupid Packers tatoo and your even stupider Wisconsin cheesehead accent, acting like you're some authority on Dallas sports, when your only competition in the area are the rednecks and thugs over on 103.9. Well, my Vi-KINGS kicked your ass twice this season, despite all your beloved Packers' attempts to keep Favre out of the NFC north, and if possible, out of the NFC all together. How can an organization be that stupid as to let go of a hall of fame QB and then be so deathly afraid to have to play against him? That doesn't make any sense. I guess that's called cheesehead logic.......or cheesehead stupidity. Well, hopefully the Dallas radio airwaves have heard the last of your pathetic "Vi-Queens" rants. What could we call the Packers then? Well, we all know the references to fudge, but name calling is below the Viking fan. They just prove it on the field by beating your ass into the ground. Well, good luck with Aaron Rodgers. The future looks really bright for you with that "hall-of-famer" at the helm! And good luck getting a wildcard spot, because you're sure as hell not going to win the division as long as your idol Favre is in purple. Oh, that's right, you're a Cowboy fan at heart, I forgot. It's that stupid cheesehead accent that throws me every time. Why don't you go back to Wisconsin and run that Vi-Queens smack up there in the dairyland. I hear it gets a lot more play up that way. You're such a loser.......and so are the Packers.

Dave O. (big Dallas Viking fan)

P.S. In typical Minnesota style and respect, I didn't mention anything about how you chose to name your son.