Subject: MINNESOTA VI-"QUEENS"
Date: 11/1/2009 6:54:46 P.M. Central Standard Time
So, Bob, how do you like my "Vi-Queens" now? 2-0 over Green Bay this year. Like you, I am a Dallas transplant, but from Minnesota. You know, for years I've grown tired of your stupid "Vi-Queens" bit, as you try to disguise yourself as a legitimate Dallas sports personality with your stupid Packers tatoo and your even stupider Wisconsin cheesehead accent, acting like you're some authority on Dallas sports, when your only competition in the area are the rednecks and thugs over on 103.9. Well, my Vi-KINGS kicked your ass twice this season, despite all your beloved Packers' attempts to keep Favre out of the NFC north, and if possible, out of the NFC all together. How can an organization be that stupid as to let go of a hall of fame QB and then be so deathly afraid to have to play against him? That doesn't make any sense. I guess that's called cheesehead logic.......or cheesehead stupidity. Well, hopefully the Dallas radio airwaves have heard the last of your pathetic "Vi-Queens" rants. What could we call the Packers then? Well, we all know the references to fudge, but name calling is below the Viking fan. They just prove it on the field by beating your ass into the ground. Well, good luck with Aaron Rodgers. The future looks really bright for you with that "hall-of-famer" at the helm! And good luck getting a wildcard spot, because you're sure as hell not going to win the division as long as your idol Favre is in purple. Oh, that's right, you're a Cowboy fan at heart, I forgot. It's that stupid cheesehead accent that throws me every time. Why don't you go back to Wisconsin and run that Vi-Queens smack up there in the dairyland. I hear it gets a lot more play up that way. You're such a loser.......and so are the Packers.
Dave O. (big Dallas Viking fan)
P.S. In typical Minnesota style and respect, I didn't mention anything about how you chose to name your son.