As if being shot once in a lifetime wasn't enough for Keith Davis, the Cowboys safety hauls off and does it again. Still no word on what the Tremendous Tuna's reaction will be to all of this.
Isn't it fun to be able to laugh about getting shot?
Let's set the wayback machine for 2003 and reminisce about Davis' first shooting.
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Adrian Griffin says farewell to the Mavs and heads for Chicago.
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Another wily (old) veteran is apparently headed to your Dallas Stars in the form of Eric Lindros...
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A bad weekend in Baltimore for the Rangers as they wind up losing 2 of 3 to the Orioles...
...headed north of the border for 3 with the Jays.
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Note to self: when leaving an unauthorized party at a cop's house, don't forget my pants. ----------------------------------------------
19 comments:
FIRST, Bitches !
Dude... did you forget the 15-1 trouncing Thursday?!? Times are hard, so at least give the Rangers credit for what they do do right, a split in Baltimore.
(he he, do do...)
Blah, blah, blah, Rangers, Rangers, Rangers.....A Cowboy got shot?
Uh, just a quick question, why didn't Keith Davis pack heat himself? I mean he's black (Norm)!
Seriously, SURELY he had something with him to protect himself....unless he couldn't buy one legally because he has a record. (Pure Speculation).
Time to cut him again.
P.S.
4th!!!
If I was Keith Davis, I'd start wearing body armor like 50 Cent.
-JB
car jacked on a highway. uh...what?
I call BS on his story. And this blog entry.
Ok Class, lets do the math
NFL Player
+
Pimped out ride
+
635 and the tollway
+
with a "friend"
+
5:00 a.m.
=
Total B.S. story
I'd go eat tacos with stacy keibler.
Tenth!!!!
11th!!
You knew something would happen while Bob was on vacation.
You think Bob would know if the Rangers played a 4 game series against Baltimore? You think it would bug him to have such an obvious error on his blog, soiling his good name?
Evidently, Ty IS just some dude in the next cubucle over...
No one gets shot for the second time as an innocent bystander. Also, 99% of "carjackings" are total crap. For the most part, you don't get shot unless someone wants you to get shot.
The Rangers did lose 2 of 3 over the weekend (Friday night thru Sunday) so give 'ol Ty a break eh? Besides, who gives a crap about the Rangers anyway. They're just on their way to yet another .500 season.
That pic is so air-brushed I didn't even recognize it was Kiebler. The girl is hot enough on her own, no need to put another coat of paint on her.
-JB
OMG, the hardline today has turned into an all day long ranch report!!!
I fought through as much of today's hardline as I could... but please... no funeral ... bang!
I'm 18th and rich BITCHES!!!
Good lord. Mickey, Bill Jones and Laura (who?)...I'd rather listen to paint dry.
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