E-mail Gone Wrong, Part 27

You may remember Judy Cunningham from the July 12th blog …She is a classic fan…Well, on Thursday’s show, I said something wacky like, “I have the best wife in the whole world”. I really put about a moment of thought into it, as I love my wife and all but how could anyone know that their wife is the best? Seems pretty arbitrary to me. Anyway, this brought a huge fan like Judy out of her hole.

Most people in the radio business have people who hate them. In fact, I think everyone does, but they likely know enough not to continue a dialogue all afternoon with that person. But, I can’t help it. Partly because I am who I am, and partly because so many of you enjoy it when I post these e-mail battles on the blog. So, I recommend you read the above link first to get some context, but, enjoy the below game of e-mail volleyball between me and the #1 fan of the show:

Judy writes:

From: Sturm1310@aol.com
To: cunninghamjudy
Sent: Thu, 22 Sep 2005 15:05:51 -0500
Subject:

Best wife in the whole world........................???? You are a PUSS Bob. Hi to the Messcan.

I really do hate you.

At this point, normal people hit “delete” and move on with their life. I sure wish I was normal…

I respond:

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2005 3:08 PM
Subject: Re:

ok-

Thanks for listening to BaD Radio!

Bob

Judy writes:

Ya right.....listening??? I was listening only to cross talk, not you two jerk off Yankee bastards.

Bob writes:

whatever- nice job in the civil war-

Thanks for listening to BaD Radio!

Bob

Judy writes:

Put on your sombrero and eat a tamale. Better yet, go to Taco Bell since she can't cook.

Civil War ??? That must be on the X-Box...otherwise you wouldn't even be able to spell it. Dork...............

JC

Bob writes:

your racism is most impressive-

Thanks for listening to BaD Radio!

Bob

Judy writes:

I am not a racist............I just hate Yankees, and that is my right as a native Texan. I could throw a few more in there too but I won't. Texans really do hate the Yankee and you need to always.......... until the day you die... remember that. I saw a half breed the other day and that was a lovely thing to see, very interesting. However, not many of those where I live...thank goodness. Keep a plugging....

Bob writes:

you are not a racist and yet you continually (for more than a year) take shots at my Mexican wife and children- whatever you say, Judy- You should be proud-

Thanks for listening to BaD Radio!

Bob

Judy writes:

I am. Thank you. Don't think I'm alone either.

I'm out

Bob writes:

of course not- there are plenty of racists out there- Congrats-

Thanks for listening to BaD Radio!

Bob

Judy writes:

Do you want mild sauce with that ???

Bob, who should have given up a while ago, writes:

you can't be this absurd- But at least you are white, Judy- Way to go-

Thanks for listening to BaD Radio!

Bob

Judy writes:

You got it...... WHITE & WRIGHT and despise the Yankee! ! ! Anything wrong with that? NO there isn't.

The only thing I would like to have from you is.........for bad radio to be off the air at three pm sharp. I start at three and fight through 14 minutes of the irritating Yankee voices just to hear the "real professionals." Why is your voice so squirrelly? Nasal.
Can you fix that.

How about some guacamole with that sir ???

At this point, I went to dinner with my "Mexican" family. We actually had lasagna. It was lovely.

By the way, since we are doing the morning show on Friday, this will have to do for the Friday blog, at least until much later in the day. Alarm set for 4:30. I hope it goes off.