Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Fan of the Year Candidate

Judy Cunningham offers her feedback to our Chris Berman segment:


Sour Grapes..........

That is all it is about..... (your criticism of Chris Berman). Yes, he is one of the biggest Ass Whips out there. You however, are ten times worse. Has that ever occurred to you? You are in a Two-Bit market on a Two-Bit AM radio station whose signal barely reaches the stagnated Trinity River. Ya, you are really "Big Time". GIGGLE!

Compare paychecks with Chris and do a segment on that. You make one dollar to a hundred that he does (maybe)? You are jealous because he hit it big and you..........well....you are what you are, mid days in Dallas on the little Ticket.

Kiss your kids and buy them a Chalupa or a Burrito. Throw a jalapeno in too...

22 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

F ESPN, whether its the TV version
or the radio version heard in the Dallas area.

Chris Berman is a caracature and is a joke. The 1980s called Chris, and they want the silly-name schitck back....

Anonymous said...

You know, Judy makes a valid, logical point. The size of Berman's paycheck and the size of the market he reaches are directly proportional to the quality of his work. It follows, therefore, that your work is inferior to Berman because your audience is smaller and your paycheck is likely not as large.

I think we could learn a lot from Judy. If nothing else, We could learn to Randomly capitalize words that Really ought not Be capitalized.

Colin said...

Hmmm, sorry I missed this.

And who the hell is Judy?

Anonymous said...

Rough day for Bob:
Called out by Judy and stiffed by Brett Farvr-re, to go to the DP show no less. Personally I would be more upset about Judy.

Mike

Anonymous said...

ESPN the TV version kicks ass no doubt about it. Not one person who reads this blog can disagree with that.

Anonymous said...

I vote gay on her letter and this thread. However, I must say that I don't give a damn if Berman does pull in millions, he's still a freaking spare...

Anonymous said...

Judy...did you ever take a philosophy course? Logic, dangerous when used by morons.

MYNWA

Anonymous said...

I really, really wanna know what that Chalupa and Burrito line are all about. Hey Bob, maybe you could use it as a signoff or somesuch.

Sturminator said...

I am quite sure her closing remarks were a witty retort in reference to my wife's Mexican Heritage- Nothing more amusing than that.

Anonymous said...

oh, then it is kinda funny

JY said...

Doesn;t she realize who she is talking to. She's just some stupid biatch in the next cubicle. At least she could have posted a pic of herself.....

Anonymous said...

It's the female Kenny Rogers!!!

How can you take an argument and make it so personal? Who is so sensitive and shallow that you would go so crazy about someone saying they think Berman's schtick sucks? So if I don't like the way you are talking about the hockey lockout I should call your mom a whore?

Sounds like Chris Chelios disease.

Anonymous said...

That stupid e-mail reminds me of the 'Worthington's Law' sketch from Mr.Show (greatness). Here's the transcript:
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Tom V.O.: That's right, Bob. Listen to your friend; a person who makes more money than you is better than you, and therefore beyond criticism. This is called the Worthington Law [which reads "More Money = Better Than"] and it's used to gauge the value of human worth. Carl Espick, economist, and editor of Value Magazine.

Carl: Yeah, that's right. So what do you think? Wrong! Whatever you were gonna say doesn't matter because I make more money than you. That's if you're 80% of the public. So, I'm right. Each year, Value Magazine ranks the 500 best people in the history of the world. Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, "The Great Caruso" was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation...[uses calculator] almost everybody! He made nothing!

[shot of a mechanic] Mechanic: So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

[back to Carl]

Carl: And I'm better than you, brainiac. In 1995, Steve Peaters had no money. He was a public school teacher, so his opinion wasn't worth very much. But then, in 1996, he won the lottery, and he was a great man. Greater than Einstein, who made very little. But then, guess what this genius-for-a-day does. He goes and gives his money to charity. Now he's about as dumb as Einstein. Way to go, Einstein. So, read Value Magazine, and get to know the 500 best people in the world.

Anonymous said...

Judy-
I could buy and sell you a hundred times(maybe).
Rack me.
Romenator.
I'm out.

Anonymous said...

Here is what I learned from Judy's post about three people - Bob Sturm, Chris Berman and Judy Cunningham:

Bob Sturm - not fit to criticize Berman because he makes less money and is on the radio in the DFW market.

Chris Berman - a genius whose work is not to be questioned by the likes of Bob.

Judy Cunningham - a bitter racist.

Nice, Judy. Tell the Grand Dragon I said "What's up?" the next time you see him.

MarkCiz said...

Judy, you're an Idiot (with a capital "i"). Plain and simple.

Amanda said...

Oh, well if Chris makes so much money...I'm envious of Judy's wealth. Since Bob is not allowed to criticize Berman because he doesn't make as much money...then why is Judy allowed to call Berman "one of the biggest Ass Whips out there"?

Judy, if you are going to criticize, at least be consistent.

Anonymous said...

Judy must be Berman's only fan.

Anonymous said...

Anyone want to guess Judy's weight?

I put the over/under at 250.

The over/under on taco's she could eat at a single setting is 27.

Place your bets gentlemen (and women).

Anonymous said...

Sorry, didn't tag that last comment:

The Fake Big Mac

Anonymous said...

Give me the over as well...