Friday, February 25, 2011

Jason Transcribes WTDS - Dec 1st

From: greaso84
Date: February 4, 2011 11:33:40 AM CST
Subject: WTDS transcript from December 1st


RE: a tweet on 12/2/2010

"@bobanddan Bob Sturm
BTW, if anyone has that transcription done, email me at and I will get you your prize."

I don't even recall what the prize was, and not sure if it has expired, but please find my attempt at the transcript attached.

i'm pretty sure a trained court reporter/transcriptionist would commit suicide before agreeing to do this on a daily basis. easily 10 hours spent on this, although not consecutive. and no, i don't have a girlfriend right now, why do you ask? every time i re-listened, i would find something else, finally had to give up, i'd say it's about 95-98% accurate.

Better letter than never, maybe. i know this might get lost in superbowl weekend. The 3 work snowdays this week gave me no more excuses for turning this in. feel free to post on your website or somewhere, hopefully you can find the podcast or mp3 to post alongside so the P1's can follow along and see how poorly i did.

most underrated line of the 17 page transcript, which got buried by Joe Prunty pronunciation talk, was Dan exclaiming that "you want [prunty] leading the greatest basketball player on the planet?" and you responding with "kobe? he's already got a coach". Gold, even though it failed to draw Dan offsides because mike couldn't say prunty correctly. my runner up for best part was Grubes playing the BCS/WWII drop.

anyway, maybe a shoutout on twitter would be cool if you ever get a link to it @greaso thanks.


once again, bad radio presents, wtds
happy b-day to ya,
happy b-day to ya,
happy b-day
happy b-day to ya,
and now, here are your hosts, bob sturm and dan mcdowell
(b-day instrumental music)
hello, may i please speak to bob
(awkward silence)
BOB: yeah, ya forgot that button didn’t ya
GRUBES: yeah, sorry
BOB: it’s tough to know we’re back on if..we’re…dead air
GRUBES: I was wonder why you were just kinda lookin’ around like wtf what is going on
BOB: but you think ebrakes are really funny don’t ya
GRUBES: yeah that’s why I did it
BOB: with your short hair
GRUBES: I’m so mischievous
BOB: Your insurance man hair
DAN: all he did is make fun of you for your long hair
GRUBES: no you can’t win with bob, it’s ok
DAN: for the last 2 months, and today it’s just insurance hair
BOB: make fun of, I just wanted an ABA head band, a tropic thunder
GRUBES: oh that’s right, dang it
BOB: the San Diego tropics head band or whatever it was
GRUBES: I can make that happen
BOB: and some short shorts, so
BOB: so, here's Grubes with some fabulous on air time
GRUBES: yeah, Don Davis auto group and rally house Texas bring you my nizzle
DAN: thank you, the hardline is here, actually, the founding member of the hardline is here
(mike song)
DAN: somehow Corby’s late
BOB: No way
DAN: [Corby], “when does this start”
(Norm: throw it in my butt)
BOB: laugh
L4G: oh
DAN: hey mike
MIKE: Hi Mr. Dan
DAN: are you wearing a sweatsuit today
MIKE: am I wearing a sweatsuit?
DAN: have you ever worn a sopranos type sweatsuit yet
MIKE: no
DONOVAN: will you
DAN: do you see that in your future
DONOVAN: kinda like al davis
MIKE: um well, you know I used to wear those kinda sweatpants kinda things
DONOVAN: the ones that make noise or the kinda velvet one’s like
MIKE: um the one’s that make noise
MIKE: the ones that are kinda nylon-y
BOB: the velvet one’s that say juicy on the bottom
L4G: ooh, I like nylon
MIKE: yeah I pull ‘em about half way down my ass
BOB: haha
all: hehe
all: whoa
L4G: whoa
BOB: boy
MIKE: yeah, we'll soap up those honkers
L4G: tom talk to him
DAN: well today
TOM: hehehe
DAN: is Wednesday you're obviously not out boning in the week anywhere
MIKE: no, there’s no weekend to bone in yet
DAN: send your email to alec if you’d like to help sell the hardline
MIKE: yeah, Mr. Charisma
TOM: be prepared to laugh
DAN: today is, (ha),
MIKE: right
DAN: today is Wedneday December 1st
MIKE: what could be handled in ten minutes with alec takes about 45 cause you’re just having so much darn fun with him
DAN: is he like the discovery channel, they have a lot of shows that could be a 15 minute show they kinda stretch into an hour cause they have all these hours to fill
DONOVAN: right
MIKE: but they’re not fun, alec’s fun
DAN: no, ok, uh, today
MIKE: he’s a very charismatic figure, he will pull you in
DAN: today is Wednesday December 1st
DONOVAN: and then out
DAN: the 300, and you know
DONOVAN: and then in
DAN: this is all gonna come back, there's going to be a time when one of us are in the hallway,
DONOVAN: and then out
DAN: this is how it works and in when everybody is on the air together and then, he’ll be like ‘hey I heard you’re joking around about me’, well no I mean and then it’s just like, I just walk away
DONOVAN: no no, it was always funny, I really enjoyed it, keep it up, keep it going
BOB: hey I got some calls
DAN: but then it's always someone else who gets pulled in and charged with uh
BOB: I got some calls you guys
DAN: pulled in and charged with uh, it’s crazy
BOB: got some calls that you guys
MIKE: well you said it
BOB: think me bead is fake
L4G: crazy
DAN: no I mean, you know we didn’t say your beard was fake, but
DONOVAN: that you have different ones like a dress beard
DAN: you know we just
DONOVAN: and a play beard
BOB: a going out beard
DONOVAN: right, working out beard
MIKE: let’s go back to Eric Spoelstra, you think he’s going to make it
DAN: alright today is Wednesday December 1st
CORBY: what up my bitches!
DAN: heheh the 335th day of the year there are 30 days left in 2010, 30!
BOB: stay on him mike
DAN: the Jewish festival of lights,
DONOVAN: snake
DAN: Hanukkah
CORBY: sup d
DAN: begins at sunset
CORBY: ooh
DONOVAN: how are you celebrating Hanukkah
CORBY: so all the Jewish kids get their first presents right
MIKE: hotel monica,
CORBY: tonight
MIKE: here comes Hanukkah
BOB: what
CORBY: do all the Jewish kids get their first present tonight
MIKE: so much funakkah
DONOVAN: don’t you know
BOB: shshshsh
DAN: they get it circumcised
CORBY: so anyway, so Hanukkah starts tonight, right
DAN: yeah
CORBY: yeah
MIKE: here comes the moyle joke series
DAN: oh yeah
CORBY: so uh, you know how Jewish kids gets get their presents don’t you
DONOVAN: how, no
BOB: little scared
CORBY: I’m not going to issue the punch line because I think I’ll get fired if I do, but anyway
(cheers)(musers laugh)(thank you so much)
CORBY: but, uh, you know where I’m going
DAN: they can’t fire you dude
(Corby: call alec and his fake beard at 214-520-4305)
DONOVAN: tell me in my ear
DAN: you are untouchable um, on this day in 1955, mike,
DONOVAN: really, that’s it
MIKE: sputnik
DAN: rosa parks,
DAN: a black seamstress was arrested after refusing (mammy) to give up her seat to a white man on
DONOVAN: rosa, that’s rosa, snake
DAN: a Montgomery, Alabama city bus the incident sparked a yearlong boycott of the buses by blacks
DONOVAN: you know the only reason
DAN: and ya know what, to this day, I won’t ride a bus cause of that
DONOVAN: and the only reason, that
BOB: illegal procedure
DONOVAN: this is blown up because rosa parks was fairly attractive, this happened a little bit earlier
TOM: what
DONOVAN: with a not so attractive darker skinned heavy set black woman and it didn’t make noise
BOB: it’s time for revised history
MIKE: now how do we know that
DONOVAN: no, I’m serious, I’m serious
L4G: ohh
DAN: let's get a look at her
MIKE: what was her name
DAN: no let’s get a look at rosa in her day
DONOVAN: I almost said something, no rosa was very attractive and
MIKE: well, what was her name
TOM: yeah she was super-hot
DONOVAN: she was like they secretary naacp
MIKE: alright what was the real rosa parks who
DONOVAN: I don’t know it off the top of my head
MIKE: because she's so tore up
BOB: kinda
DONOVAN: hahaha
L4G: the other ladies name was
BOB: kinda tyra
DONOVAN: give me uh
DAN: rosa looked like tyra
TOM: rosa or tyra
CORBY: you think if halle berry tried
BOB: like fergie
CORBY: to get to the front of the bus in 19-
DAN: that’s the whole bit
DONOVAN: dude, she was light skinned
DAN: oh, ok, good
DONOVAN: and she was very
BOB: so fergie
MIKE: she was bright
L4G: uh, huh
DONOVAN: she could have been the face of the movement, that’s why they did at the particular time
L4G: Aha
DAN: like will whitey will get behind this one
DONOVAN: right, if it’s some kinda dark skinned little chunky chick
BOB: what sorta newsletter
L4G: when nell, when nell carter wasn’t allowed to eat lunch
BOB: what type of newsletter
DAN: right
MIKE: and her name was manny
CORBY: manny
DONOVAN: the community newsletter the black times
CORBY: Manny, Corby, manny
DONOVAN: manny
(MIKE: are you’re nipples black)
DONOVAN: look it up
DAN: we have b-days dear wtds my brother kevin trout is turning 29
DAN: he wants 2 things for his b-day she wants two things for her b-day
L4G: write it down
DAN: more propecia, and mentioned on the show
DONOVAN: do some research
DAN: light bright and damned near
CORBY: is it okay to share chapstick
DAN: ok anyway
DONOVAN: you want to wear my underwear too, I just pull em off and you put em on
DAN: what kevin trout wants is
CORBY: no I don’t
DAN: mike saying mother five times and a fart drop of your choosing
(MIKE: mother (x5, fart))
BOB: what’s that
MIKE: she was bright and very non-threatening to whitey
CORBY: she looks indian
CORBY: I’m telling you dude
DAN: morning boys,
MIKE: I think there’s something to this
DAN: in recognition of world aids day,
BOB: heh
MIKE: look up who
(BOB laugh)
DAN: I’d like you to wish my friend and coworker kyle a happy birthday, between Rosa Parks, aids, and sharing a birthday with bette midler he’s pretty down right now
CORBY: Sorry
DAN: um,
L4G: why, does he have aids
DAN: that's from tony, one half of the first couple of promotions
(mark that under who gives a ($#1t))
DAN: the guy who makes out with his wife at road shows
BOB: she’s pretty old in all these pictures, Donovan
(corby: she’s got the reputation of hitler around here)
CORBY: you don’t know that
DONOVAN: im sorry
L4G: who doens’t
BOB: she’s pretty old in all these pictures
DAN: and kay writes, kay our P1 and our most devoted female MFFL, wants to wish a happy b-day to her son aaron
LFG: arron
(midget 'aaron' drop)
DAN: do you know how hard it would be to adopt josh Hamilton
CORBY: I don’t get it
DAN: elsewhere george foster is 62
CORBY: Like he might have a crack baby
DAN: i don't know
DAN: lee Trevino is 71,
Cobry: that is awesome
LISA: cumulus media
CORBY: hi lise
L4G: happy Hanukkah
LISA: hello
CORBY: happy Hanukkah, lisa
MIKE: Claudette colvin
DAN: happy world aids day lisa
LISA: hi, how are you
MIKE: oh yeah
L4G: did you spin the dredel yet
LISA: no
DAN: are you Jewish
LISA: no
DAN: you’re anti-Jewish
LISA: no, i'm not anti-Jewish, I’m just not Jewish
CORBY: dan, just because someone’s not Jewish doesn’t make them anti-Jewish, is your boyfriend jewish,
LISA: no
CORBY: so you really do hate them
DAN: wow, that’s weird, it’s just odd how you would come on the air with these opinions today LISA, it’s Hanukkah
LISA: well happy Hanukkah
DAN: oh, to you too
LISA: are you Jewish
DAN: are you kidding
all: Ha
L4G: ahhhh
MIKE: see, Donovan's right
DAN: alright, we missed a b-day yesterday, i wanted to just call you to see if it’s significant to us
LISA: oh, ok
DAN: dan milhorn, here at the station
LISA: ok he’s KILS sales rep,
DAN: oh, so no
LISA: probably not real exciting for you guys
CORBY: is he hot or anything
LISA: I mean he’s going to be wearing like brown pants shirt tie
BOB: Skinny jeans
MIKE: what are you wearing today
CORBY: let's say you had to go on a date with him, let’s say you broke up with your bf and he asked you out, I’m mean would it be fun
LISA: I think it would be inappropriate, definitely inappropriate
DONOVAN: Nonnonno, if it, take that out,
TOM: What kinda date were you thinking about
DONOVAN: just looks wise, would you go out with him
LISA: No probably not, he's too tall
DONOVAN: He’s too tall,
LISA: Hahaha
DONOVAN: sorry bob
CORBY: how tall are you Lisa, like 5’4
LISA: 5’5
CORBY: 5’5
DAN: I saw Lisa walking into donna’s office she's wearing some kind of loose outfit today,
CORBY: really
DAN: very baggy
LISA: no it’s not
DAN: kinda busting a sag
DAN: you had a skateboard under the arm
CORBY: Lisa you and I, we should work out together sometime
Lisa: alright
CORBY: I bet you like to work out
DAN: do you work out
LISA: yeah
DAN: where do you go
LISA: i did the bootcamp for a while
CORBY: yeah I think we should work out sometime sharing radio stories, you know just talking about the business
DAN: maybe we should just go talk about planning to workout
LISA: ok
CORBY: maybe over beers
LISA: was that it today guys
MIKE: …time
DAN: hold on, mike wants to ask you something
LISA: yes mike
BOB: would you like to lease a new car sometime
LISA: hahaha, at least he’s not asking if I want to be in a porno
CORBY: yeah, that’s true
L4G: he’ll get to that
DAN: alright Lisa, I love you
LISA: bye bye happy hannukkah
MIKE: would you like to be in a porno sometime
CORBY: ah, she hung up mike
L4G: are your nipples black
DAN: so lee Trevino 71
CORBY: greatness
DAN: you say that’s not significant right
CORBY: dude, it's huge
BOB: bom bom bom bom bom
CORBY: he’s probably listening right now
DONOVAN: what has he won
CORBY: he’s won majors, multiple majors multiple I think
MIKE: so had larry mise
CORBY: let’s see larry mise has won one
MIKE: and you don’t freak out over him
BOB: andy north, there do something with andy north
DONOVAN: look out that window
CORBY: I’m thinking he’s won everything but the masters
CORBY: 1 2 3 4, maybe 5 or 6
MIKE: so dan your writing off any chance Eric Spoelstra has for success, are you
CORBY:[dan] he never coached, or he never played, mehmehemehemhem
MIKE: so you’re totally writing it off
DAN: trying to talk about lee trevino here
MIKE: are you totally writing off any chance he may have
DAN: um ok, yeah sure
DAN: larry walker is 44
CORBY: rich, rich
MIKE: yes he made a lot of money playing baseball
DAN: also turned down a trade here didn’t he
MIKE: that’s right he did
DAN: but had he accepted that
MIKE: a trade that was going to involve Kins
DAN: had he accepted that, we would have never done the ian kinsler show
BOB: we gotta get some audio off of that
CORBY: just to let you fart knockers know,
MIKE: might have been the larry walker show
CORBY: lee Trevino US open winner ’68 and ‘71
MIKE: who cares
CORBY: british open 71’ and ‘72, pga ‘74 and ’84 boring
BOB: but it was during the war
CORBY: there was no war going on
DAN: like there was one-armed golfers
MIKE: there was too, ‘nam was going on then
L4G: he never golfed against a black man
DAN: true that
DONOVAN: yeah that is true
CORBY: barton trophy for lowest scoring average 1-2-3-4-5 years
DAN: steve walsh is 44
BOB: the great steve walsh
MIKE: former cowboy great
CORBY: sportsillustrated sportsman of the year 1971 AP male athlete of the year 71’
DAN: Woody allen 75
(Bob: AP)
MIKE: greatness
L4G: 75
CORBY: We sat next to him at the Yankees game I do believe
L4G: how old is sun yi
DAN: is he jewish
CORBY: I think sun yi is 14
DAN: carol alt 50
CORBY: you know he got her when she was 4
BOB: yeah
MIKE: alright
CORBY: thank you
DAN: mike, eric bloom is 66
BOB: I always wanted to see corby live
CORBY: Ha, finally
MIKE: Yeah, the set’s starting, I think he’s working pedophile tonight
DAN: Eric bloom anyone
MIKE: blue oyster cult
L4G: uh, blue oyster cult
DAN: too easy huh
MIKE: yeah that one is
DAN: i feel like you just felt like the effort you had to give in opening your mouth to say that was too much, as you blew me off
MIKE: i'm still waiting to try and grasp where you fall on the eric spoelstra thing, so you think Filipinos can’t coach the black man
DAN: hehe
L4G: you think you can’t go from video coordinator to head coach
DAN: hey mike brown did it I’m sure it’ll be work out well
BOB: it's time for, 'who's fault is (hehe) it for lebron's failures'
BOB: starring the anonymous coaches, who obviously don’t know how to handle the king
DONOVAN: yeah, starring brown, eric spoelstra
DAN: eric spoelstra alright, don’t you picture any general video coordinator to be kinda TC-ish
DONOVAN: danny ferry
DAN: like when youre hired you’re, TC, he's a video coordinator
DAN: Now kiss the coach’s ass for a few years and you can be coach too
MIKE: But TC has no aspirations
BOB: again, how do they get into the system, dan
MIKE: yeah
DAN: to be a VC? because his dad was the GM of the trailblazers
DAN: ok, I had that answered, now go to your next question
MIKE: and his dad was also the gm of the roughriders
BOB: the guy I worked for
(dirk: sports)
DAN: was he
MIKE: yeah
DAN: who
BOB: The guy I worked for at the first radio station
MIKE: well he was part of the ownership group of that mandelay entertainment
DAN: our roughriders,
(did I say labia)
MIKE: yeah
DAN: oh, that’s how you know him, because you were the voice of the roughriders
MIKE: I know his dad or i met his dad
L4G:is that why you're shilling for him
DAN: yeah, why
(mike: daddy touched me there)
CORBY: Oh my god mike
DAN: It is odd that you have such a love for eric spoelstra
MIKE: just trying to understand where you're coming from here
DAN: no no it all makes sense now
MIKE: this is a very radical pov for you, I’m just trying to get a handle on it
BOB: the guy at the liberty radio station, told me about the uh, broadcast management majors that when they would walk into the door he would ask them
DAN: look kid
BOB: where would you like to start here at the radio station and they would want his job they want to start at station manager, because they have majored in management
MIKE: right
BOB: you can’t start at station manager, you have to do a few things
DONOVAN: but coaches don't start as VC, I’m with dan on this
MIKE: you have to be TC
BOB: you have to go to chipotle to eventually get there
MIKE: yeah, they do, that’s how they get there, that's how they get in
DAN: coaches?
MIKE: yeah, that’s how they get in
BOB: VC is another word for coach in most front offices
DAN: name the other one's
MIKE: video coordinators work with coaches every day
MIKE: who do you think they talk to
MIKE: who do you think the coaches talk to when they want the last 12 plays that (doy x10) they mavericks ran for Tyson chandler down in the low post
DONOVAN: ok, so do you think that Darrel Armstrong was working the VC position
MIKE: darrel armstrong was a player
DONOVAN: ok, I’m with dan, name the other one
MIKE: Gregg popovich, he was a VC
BOB: you're not helping grubes (2x)
L4G: red aurubach was never a VC
BOB: I know you thought you were helping but you’re not
MIKE: Donnie nelson was never a coach but, i bet he was a VC
DONOVAN: not a coach, he’s in the front office
DAN: should he be your coach then
BOB: he probably applied to be GM
DAN: should he be your coach
BOB: he could be a fine coach
MIKE: he could be
DAN: oh really, really, where’s the proof
MIKE: he's been an assistant coach, before
DAN: so, who hasn’t
BOB: so you need proof
DAN: so has frickin, uh joe prunty is an assistant coach
MIKE: hey, joe punty
DAN: you want him leading the greatest basketball player on the planet
BOB: kobe?
MIKE: joe punty may be a head coach some day
DAN: it’s prunty, not punty
DONOVAN: it’s prunty
BOB: and kobe’s already got a coach
MIKE: what’d I say, punty
([Devin Hester entrance music] soulja boy)
CORBY: punty
BOB: Careful
MIKE: All right joe prunty
DAN: let’s name all the VC who have won NBA championships
MIKE: alright dave cowens
DAN: ok that's ridiculous
DONOVAN: yeah that is
DAN: stop
BOB: red aurerbach
L4G: started as a VC
DONOVAN: Pat reilly
DAN: next b-day is john denzmore, 65
all: well
TOM: a drummer for the doors
DONOVAN: who is that
TOM: john denzmore
DAN: we know, you’ve brought it up 4 times already
CORBY: what a run he had of 4 years
DAN: alright mike, as the all-time ranker of drummers
BOB: (mumble)
DAN: where is this guy vs let’s say ringo
DONOVAN: what about shiela E
TOM: innovative
MIKE: um, worse than ringo worse than shiela E
TOM: hehe
MIKE: he didn’t have much
DAN: now is this tom, this is not john denzmore
CORBY: he was a jazz drummer, mike
TOM: he had a jazz and bossanova piece to rock and roll
DAN: jimi Hendrix you hate
MIKE: yeah, mitch Mitchell, he was a VC too
DAN: is it a black thing
TOM: is that us
MIKE: yeah, he was the jimmy Hendrix VC, that’s how he got in the band
TOM: that’s really us we sound pretty damn good
MIKE: boy ya do
DAN: is this your first ever gig, the one I recorded, oh this is ticketstock
MIKE: that’s pretty awesome
CORBY: ticketstock wow
BOB: is this at red rocks
MIKE: expect what’s going on here, isn’t this supposed to be a keyboard solo going on here
TOM: right yeah that's the keyboard solo
DAN: this is where tom pounds a beer
CORBY: how’d you get the ticketstock gig
DAN: who’s got a beer
TOM: you don’t want to know
DAN: i love on stage tom
MIKE: i have a b-day mr dan if you’ll indulge me for just a second here
DAN: of course
CORBY: here comes some chix wire or something
MIKE: well, no, no, it’s someone you happen to know too
CORBY: for your chicken coop
BOB: tim’s linoleum
TOM: chix coop, charlies chix coop
MIKE: Lawrence frank, how did Lawrence frank get there,
BOB: seriously
DAN: oh and he’s great, great example you should hang your hat on Lawrence frank
CORBY: he won his first 13 games
MIKE: that guy did an awesome job with very little, that guy can coach, he will be back in the league
DONOVAN: yeah ok, alright
BOB: you really don’t think Lawrence frank is a good coach
DAN: oh no, he’s great,
DONOVAN: you’ve named two in the history of the NBA
DAN: i hope an opening happens here soon so we can get Lawrence frank
MIKE: ok well how many championships has lebron won
CORBY: well look dude, it’s freakin either phil Jackson or Gregg popovich that wins it every year every year it’s 2 coaches, that’s it 2
DAN: how is Lawrence frank out of work, that’s unbelievable, well I guess because mike brown is still on the market, Lawrence frank can get a job
CORBY: why do you love lebron so much
BOB: it’ll never be lebron’s fault
L4G: i guess, I guess, nobody…
DAN: no no here’s bob, whoa, wait, Lawrence frank can’t coach
BOB: you don’t think he did a good job
DONOVAN: it’s Lawrence frank
BOB: name anybody on his team
DAN: jason kidd
BOB: when he was there and he gets the nets to the finals you don’t think that's a pretty good head job
DAN: oh he got the nets to the final, that’s great
BOB: the nets
DAN: maybe they should have a parade, you went to the finals
DONOVAN: hey it’s the cocky cookie eating, now, it’s not the sniff
DAN: hey, way to go to the finals
BOB: I think I heard a sniff
DAN: oh you went to the finals, let me ruffle your hair
MIKE: how far do ya gotta get before you’re a great coach
BOB: 7 titles
MIKE: you gotta win 7 titles
DONOVAN: dude you really are talking about Lawrence frank
MIKE: yeah I am
DONOVAN: he has nothing, nothing
BOB: so unless he
CORBY: but he coached
MIKE: not only did he coach, he took a team that had nothing and got quite a bit out of it
CORBY: Jason kidd and ed obannon
MIKE: He made that team a lot better than they were
DONOVAN: look at the east
(Bob: This release from the associated press The bcs has declared Germany the winner of WWII…)
DAN: a team that had nothing
CORBY: boy I forgot about this gold
(…Uh here’s the release After determining the Big 12 championship game participants, the bcs computers were put to work on other major contests…)
CORBY: where’s all that uproar this year
(…today the bcs declared Germany to be the winner of WWII, Germany put together an incredible…)
BOB: What are you doing grubes
MIKE: I have a b-day dan
MIKE: Its Amanda cecil’s b-day
CORBY: Wow, The great Amanda cecil
(Hey now)
L4G: One of the finest sensual massage providers in the DFW area
DAN: We do Swedish
MIKE: How bout that shoopy
BOB: we’re never going to get through this
MIKE: You got a b-day matt
MATT: Today is the b-day of shelby stevens, who is an adult porn star
DAN: now you’re taking I just wanna see Let me just follow the thread here Youre taking your directions from ty
MATT: I am
DAN: Like you feel this is your career path Who should I emulate
BOB: like if I just listen to ty, I’ll go to high places
DAN: I’ve got a lot of people across the sports landscape, Who should I try to be more like Your choice is ty walker
MATT: That’s right
CORBY: I like your decision
MIKE: And I do too And he’s known and he’s known for this
MATT: stars of such films as House on punishment lane, Lipstick lashings, And Tales from the dyke side
L4G: Getting a little dark
BOB: I think you mispronounced that
DONOVAN: yeah, I think so
DAN: Alright now lets do some spares
(Somebody go God almighty, as everybody knows I’m still hanging around dallas It’s a fart form)
DAN: but we only got a minute or so, But I blame you and your Lawrence frank crap
L4G: Going into the corporal punishment videos
BOB: Cal mcclitch is 85
MIKE: uh, eh
BOB: What’s his full name mike
L4G: dead
MIKE: Calvin cooligdge Julius Caesar Tuscahoma mclitch
BOB: well done
DAN: Wow
DONOVAN: impressive
MIKE: he’s dead
BOB: craig perry, corby
CORBY: really popeye
BOB: 44
CORBY: man What are we gonna do
MIKE: Who’s popeye
BOB: He’s like the lee Trevino of his office
CORBY: He’s craig perry
MIKE: what’s he won
CORBY: very little
BOB: kurk rotoreader is 40
MIKE: Kurk speedy reader
DAN: How many does he have to win
DAN: How many does he have to win to be anything
MIKE: Just the buick open maybe somewhere along the way that’s all
DAN: Jeez
TOM: hahaha
BOB: Todd stucy is 40, Until lebrons..
MIKE: He was a tackle
BOB: until all lebron’s, Until all of lebron’s friends are the coaching staff of the heat we wont rest
CORBY: Right, his posse, his 3 high school friends
MIKE: that’s right, until maverick carter takes over as head coach
DAN: dude, Wouldn’t that be great
BOB: Matching fubu sweatshirts
Black corby: Yeah just just dunk it
DAN: who’s this
MIKE: alright, ya’all just throw it in, throw it in get the ball to the hands of the man
BOB: Haha
DAN: Who’s this
MIKE: alright ya’all, just throw it in just get it in to the man, Get out the way
DONOVAN: lebron. Ball. Dunk it.
Norm: im black
DAN: Here’s mike’s black voice, Get out the way
Black corby: Yeah look uh,
BOB: yeah, during timeouts they just get out the house mike, just want to invite everybody to our after party over at lebrons nightclub
Black mike: alright everybody c’mon man, Get on your feet, C’mon man
DONOVAN: Who is this
CORBY: Some Random smoke coming out of the bench area
DAN: Please mark Cuban, pay mike to do the house mic again
543 and 2 we got stippers
BOB: Over at lebrons’
CORBY: we’re going for the dunk again
MIKE: I guess this is it for the day
CORBY: Oh no
BOB: Winningham is 49
CORBY: are they Alaskan
MIKE: What a corpulent version of this it was today
CORBY: or just fat

1 comment:

Brandon said...

Wow. I am now insane. Fake Mav Carter from both Mike and Corby at the end got pretty funny.